January 2011
That horrific moment when you're about to hit the...
selling-my-crap:
Faceboooooooooook
teen-fucking-age:
when girls have the worst DP like:
& everyone’s like *OMG hot, i love ur smile there*
& I’m all like:
I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the...
expressivity-:
— Harun Yahya
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Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman →
laughinacorner:
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
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When your mom won't let you buy something from the...
ashleymtrouble:
SO CUTE!!
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Before I Die
whimsicalwhiplash:
selagonzales:
I want to fall in love in
drive my car in London bridge in London
shop in New York
ride a fast train and tech my self in Tokyo
eat in Italy
see the multi asian and western spots in Hong Kong
get drunk and entertained in Vegas
when you realise that a tumblr you love is...
flickflickflicker:
I think it’s brave to try to be happy. You’ve gotten so comfortable being...
– Pushing Daisies (via misswallflower)
R.I.P Heath Ledger † (22.01.2008)
alexandrapique:
Remembering Heath